/So let’s talk about today. First, I couldn’t sleep. Then I wake up 10 minutes before class. I manage to get there since it’s in my dorm building. That was sheer luck. Astronomy is always gauge my eyes out boring. So today my stomach decided to make it much more interesting and I had to run out of the lecture (I sit in the front row) and then come back in later. That was awkward. Then I go to pick up this awesome duvet cover and I get it $60 off so I’m like, HOLLA that makes up for the rest of the day! Hah. Bryce’s phone had been stupid so it was just annoying the shit out of me and him both. So that got me frustrated. Then I come home and call to set up electricity for my apartment because I can’t sign the lease without it. They search my social, just to find out SAWRY, we can’t let you do that because SOMEONE ELSE’S NAME IS UNDER YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER. Alright, COOL. So now I probably can’t sign my lease on Saturday as planned. And now I have to drive 45 minutes to set up electricity showing my social security card and ID. And then I need to go to the social security office before this shit gets out of hand. Then Bryce is being stupid. Then NO ONE on the goddamn face of the earth will answer their phones. And by now it’s already 6:00 so I decide I need to clean up some and then study for my god awful exam tomorrow. So I go buy a soda and head to the PCL. I tried, and Biren tried, to open this soda until my hands bled. And I was already ticked to begin with so this really just didn’t help. And I start studying but I’m just mad at the whole world because Bryce was being stupid again. Then I go to get food and a jacket and a new drink. John was there to save me from my horrible mood, thank God. Then he left to go to a bible study but it’s fine because I needed to study anyway. Biren was just sitting there reading. So, I start studying and I’m like, THE FUCK? Then Biren leaves. Then I’m pretty sure I took a 20 minute nap because I don’t remember what happened during that time. Then John came back and we left. And then I studied alone for awhile but I don’t know any of it. I still have Russian homework and a Russian quiz to study for, but fuck it. I just want to sleep. Life, get better. 

Oh and I want someone to love me. And  I want to be pretty. And thin. And smart. Okay? Okay great.